The Periodic Tablecloth Of Swearing

We know swearing isn’t big or clever. But it’s pretty hilarious when it’s plastered across a quality linen table cloth in the style ofthe periodic table. This thoroughly distasteful kitchen accessory is emblazoned with colourful swear words and insultsthat would make even Gordon Ramsay blush! The Periodic Tablecloth of Swearing makes a colourful addition to any kitchen. Just make sure you hide it next time your folks pop round for tea! Please Note: 100% cotton Machine Washable Likely to offend Product Features: Triple ‘A’ Grade cussing reference Looks very colourful Good for keeping crumbs off the table Dimensions: Measures approximately 48cm(H) x 79cm(W)